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GOOD WITH OTHER KIDS, TOO

From the Author (Age 40):

“20% MORE FUN THAN YOUR LAST BOYFRIEND! I’m a guy who enjoys working and having fun. I like to laugh and don’t mesh well with overly-sensitive people. I’m fascinated with innovation and a sucker for puppies. Excellent FICO score, own my own set of [reliable] wheels and home.

I’m a recovering cougarholic. The epiphany hit late. I want to be a father and have a family, so let’s go ahead and get that outta the way. I guess it just took 18 free trials (nieces & nephews) to wake me up.”



RAVING REVIEWS

★★★★☆ 4 out of 5 stars from ex-girlfriends!